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So fruits ain’t working out for you?

Just drink the plum juice, does the same thing and wont kill you with chemicals and diabetes.

引用自 Xero_Daxter：

So fruits ain’t working out for you?

I don't know a fruit that can do the same thing

引用自 DobryPiesel：

引用自 Xero_Daxter：

So fruits ain’t working out for you?

I don't know a fruit that can do the same thing

Well yeah. Sugar most likely will clog your gut up.

引用自 Xero_Daxter：

引用自 DobryPiesel：

I don't know a fruit that can do the same thing

Well yeah. Sugar most likely will clog your gut up.

Maybe

i prefer coffee in general and lactulose as a laxative, possibly suppositories if the constipation happens to be extraordinarily severe.

are the energy drinks the sugar-free variety...?

引用自 Nülliflower：

i prefer coffee in general and lactulose as a laxative, possibly suppositories if the constipation happens to be extraordinarily severe.

are the energy drinks the sugar-free variety...?

Yes, and they work the same way sugar-free gummy bears

引用自 DobryPiesel：

引用自 Nülliflower：

i prefer coffee in general and lactulose as a laxative, possibly suppositories if the constipation happens to be extraordinarily severe.

are the energy drinks the sugar-free variety...?

Yes, and they work the same way sugar-free gummy bears

why do sugar free gummy bears do that?

引用自 trash nyan：

引用自 DobryPiesel：

Yes, and they work the same way sugar-free gummy bears

why do sugar free gummy bears do that?

From what I just read, there is some sort of sugar replacement that has laxative properties and if I had to guess, the store-brand energy drink I buy from time to time also uses that

Energy drinks taste like battery acid mixed with tamarind and bubblegum. I only tried one a couple of times; they are so sweet it feels like they could burn through your organs.

引用自 Cinnamoon_dragon：

Energy drinks taste like battery acid mixed with tamarind and bubblegum. I only tried one a couple of times; they are so sweet it feels like they could burn through your organs.

how do you know what battery acid tastes like?

引用自 Nülliflower：

引用自 Cinnamoon_dragon：

Energy drinks taste like battery acid mixed with tamarind and bubblegum. I only tried one a couple of times; they are so sweet it feels like they could burn through your organs.

how do you know what battery acid tastes like?

A childhood on Mars. You try a lot of things.

引用自 Cinnamoon_dragon：

引用自 Nülliflower：

how do you know what battery acid tastes like?

A childhood on Mars. You try a lot of things.

all＊right. do they taste good? eating a battery is one of the items on my bucket list, i would like to check out how it feels to have it explode once it falls into my stomach acid.

引用自 Nülliflower：

引用自 Cinnamoon_dragon：

A childhood on Mars. You try a lot of things.

all＊right. do they taste good? eating a battery is one of the items on my bucket list, i would like to check out how it feels to have it explode once it falls into my stomach acid.

It tastes like static from a TV that tingles from the inside out - a little sour, fizzing on the tongue like aggressive soda bubbles. Personally, I find chewing on metal bottle caps a much more pleasant experience when the body is craving minerals