No it's a natural human thing.

I’d be in jail in they did that

Horrible stomach pain for everyone then

I like to fart when I have one loaded up around unsavory types.

Best place to fart is the old elevator or enclosed room with multiple people - a bar or library - where you can cast a shadow of doubt upon who it really was, and play coy.

But real men, we do not do this, we will always lay claim to the thunderous fart at all times, and then rate it out of 10, as all manly men do.

My last fart was an even 7 on the scale for reference.

Only wussies hide their farts.

I was dating this slow woman once, and I had to fart, so I did so.

I then blamed the dog on the other side of the room and she took him outside for 10 minutes.

It was glorious.

... Clearly the dog didn't fart, the sound came from the opposite side of the room.

Lol, women.

life would lose all meaning

I think if anything we should promote farting in public!

I think going up to someone and stating "PULL MY FINGER!" should be a matter of pride!

Imagine being a 7/10 pretty petite woman and having to hold your farts in all day, then you get home and it's just like 3 minutes of non stop fart from holding it in all day, lol.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT.

HAH!

Women.

Fat chicks on the otherhand don't care, they burp and fart everywhere, it's yuck.

I wouldn't be interesting in a girl that doesn't fart... I'd be afraid she might spontaniously combust at some point :S

Cows fart a lot too.

Imagine just like being a cow - free to fart all day where you want - minding your business grazing and farting.

Oblivious to the fact billionaire criminals are blaming you for an imaginary o-zone layer hole and the fake news known as global warming or whatever they're saying now.

Poor cow, free to fart whilst it lasts...

Billionaire criminals: "We need to raise prices on everything because cows fart too much".

You people: "Oh, ok then, we are fine with that, congrats on your record profits for 10 years in a row"...


Fascinating.

Imagine being a "you people" - fearing farts and not letting cows run wild or whatnot...

You people.