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Gina Sellberry 9 小时以前

too hot

What can I do to make myself ugly so the middle aged ladies don't faint when they see me?

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Marmarmar34 9 小时以前

Don't groom yourself in any capacity. That's it.

Gina Sellberry 9 小时以前

引用自 Marmarmar34：
Don't groom yourself in any capacity. That's it.

I tried that, but then I look sexy and bestial, and then the age range of ladies who faint gets wider

The dog is emerging. 9 小时以前

引用自 Marmarmar34：
Don't groom yourself in any capacity. That's it.

Yes SMELLY AURA is the answer to this one

agu 9 小时以前

Stop brushing your teeth and don't cut your hair, middle aged women hate long hair.

Сааребас 9 小时以前

Just stop being so hot darm smexy.

Leave something for the rest of us.

Not a Vampire 9 小时以前

Do the "don't judge me challenge"

Nülliflower 9 小时以前

have you tried eating some ice cubes? that might make you less hot.

Riruru 9 小时以前

Wear a face mask, dye your hair, don't shower

Gina Sellberry 7 小时以前

引用自 Riruru：
Wear a face mask, dye your hair, don't shower

great now the middle aged ladies think i'm mysterious and new age and are projectile splatting

salamander 7 小时以前

引用自 Gina Sellberry：
引用自 Marmarmar34：
Don't groom yourself in any capacity. That's it.
I tried that, but then I look sexy and bestial, and then the age range of ladies who faint gets wider

how you going to drop a description of aura like this and expect me not to get excited?

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Gina Sellberry 7 小时以前

引用自 salamander：
引用自 Gina Sellberry：
I tried that, but then I look sexy and bestial, and then the age range of ladies who faint gets wider

how you going to drop a description of aura like this and expect me not to get excited? :boykisserBlush:

hey man I said ladies okay?

#11

Uncle Sam 7 小时以前

引用自 Gina Sellberry：
引用自 salamander：

how you going to drop a description of aura like this and expect me not to get excited? :boykisserBlush:
hey man I said ladies okay?

@OP this is the internet, don't forget about its most ancient rule