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Aliens are here
You just saw it on the news it interrupted all channels a spaceship is floating above every major city. You know nothing about these aliens. Then they begin attacking major city's with beams from their ship.


WHAT DO YOU DO?
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I go home I grab all firearms ammo and non refrigerated food. I drive up I to the mountains for probably a week and I wait.
This is what the media would call a "mostly peaceful protest".
The same I do with any other news. Assume its fake. Assume its the Final military OP. The planned destruction of all major population centres by the military. So even if its real, its still fake.

So what happens? In any case it would not really bother me. Nah, it might actually make me a bit exciting. Finally something the zombies have to respond to, right? But probably I will still be disappointed.

Realistically I would be acting as if nothing happens and simply be observing what the rest of the people do. Most importantly I would keeping my eyes on the ground, on the horizon. If crazy ♥♥♥♥ on the skies - keep your eyes for funny business on the ground.
Run away, in panic
Equip katana in hand slot.
Equip fedora in hat slot.
Let them beam me up to their mothership.
Allow them to taste the masterful edge of their swift demise.

Such a pity they travelled all this way, not knowing they never stood a chance.
A problem with this scenario is that space around the Earth is full of spaceships and for these "aliens" to be attacking the surface, they have to have permission from higher government. Its very unlikely they broke through the blockade, the defenses around the Earth so its kinda safe bet these aliens are locals.

If they are not locals however, I think that gives jurisdiction for other advanced aliens to interfere. So there is nothing to worry about. A genuine ET invasion by a true alien force. It might actually be one of the best things to happen in 13k years. The government may actually be begging the most powerful military forces in this galaxy to interfere on their behalf. Imagine if they get so desperate that they even seek extra-galactics for help to preserve their little cattle farm ?
We need to thin foil our heads from their signals
I dance the ayylmao macarena to befriend them
Pffft you figured that out just now?

Better late then never, I guess /j
引用自 Reddari
The same I do with any other news. Assume its fake. Assume its the Final military OP. The planned destruction of all major population centres by the military. So even if its real, its still fake.

So what happens? In any case it would not really bother me. Nah, it might actually make me a bit exciting. Finally something the zombies have to respond to, right? But probably I will still be disappointed.

Realistically I would be acting as if nothing happens and simply be observing what the rest of the people do. Most importantly I would keeping my eyes on the ground, on the horizon. If crazy ♥♥♥♥ on the skies - keep your eyes for funny business on the ground.
Doggone fake news fooled me again
Major cities, well I'm safe.
they are sent home on a plane now
"The political motives of the aliens are unclear, but lets jump to the conclusion that its a right-winger..."
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