Sure, go be sad about your birthday. I'll handle the disposal of the cake since you won't be needing it to mourn.

引用自 HuskyDynamics：

Sure, go be sad about your birthday. I'll handle the disposal of the cake since you won't be needing it to mourn.

I DONT CELEBRATE, SO UR COMMENT INVALID

Unless you actually exercise, your body won't deteriorate faster than it naturally would with age ):_

reminding god we exist and that if he blew up the planet he'd be a criminal.

he's forgetful and tends to lean on statistics he made up to justify himself, so reminding him there are people, a lot of people, and they are all being born this day, tends to help him remember not to blow us all up.

引用自 PrimitiveWhiner🗡：

Unless you actually exercise, your body won't deteriorate faster than it naturally would with age ):_

ITS MOSTLY GENETIC LOL. LIKE RANDOM GIFTED MUTATION

引用自 MILKY ANGEL FACE BLONDE BABY👼：

引用自 PrimitiveWhiner🗡：

Unless you actually exercise, your body won't deteriorate faster than it naturally would with age ):_

ITS MOSTLY GENETIC LOL. LIKE RANDOM GIFTED MUTATION:2018salienbeast1:

those are both cargo cult theories robots use to explain the eccentricities of their bodies to others.

humans can replace lost cells up to the limit god sets based on robots skewing the data on what's normal cross-referenced with how old he wants to let us get.

robots can't, they just fall apart slowly but surely. durable frames could last a long time, but they're mortal too.

vampirism has become a convenience for permitting old age without god having any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idea who you are; this skews the data and alerts him, but it represents a Xeno's Information Paradox if the numbers are kept small enough; he won't find out in time to do anything about anything, let alone get agitated.

humans have mutated these capabilities in response to exposure, but that could just be nanomachines creating the false appearance of the idea in order to create cover for regular robots.