And im not crazy I hear banging on the walls all the time I swear its ghosts

I don’t mean to alarm you, but you night be psychic. You’ll never be free of ghosts.

Close your curtains for God's sake, you next door neighbor has to look at you when you get up, that should take care of the scream at least.

Sage smudging.

Spark gap generator.

Be careful, you'll set your house on fire.

引用自 Bassturd：

Spark gap generator.

Huh. Hadn't heard that one.

Because of the the ozone? The EMF?

引用自 MinionJoe：

引用自 Bassturd：

Spark gap generator.

Huh. Hadn't heard that one.

Because of the the ozone?

I don't know. I remember some obese bald guy on YouTube going on how ever since he started using it, all his demons went away. It's supposed to be some kind of bug zapper for spirits.

引用自 ItIsFrog：

Every day before I wake up i see a bright light shine in my room and blood curling screams of a woman. At first I thought it was my mom because it sounds like her but she said she doesnt think the house is haunted. I asked my mom to make me a sandwich and she said she already did and when I went to the kitchen, there was my plate but no food! Please guys I cant live with a ghost i need my privacy time at the very least how do I get rid of this ghost?

1. if youre being serious, go down to your local church and ask for some holy water (IMPORTANT)

2. fill water gun with holy water

3. dont get your electronics wet

Hot pockets

Rebuke the ghost in the name of Christ; if that fails. grab a cross,, weld a chain and spike ball to it. kick your front door open and yell at the top of your lungs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLP6QwGJcZs

Tell the ghost to come visit me instead! I'm 100% serious! If you have a ghost you don't want there, do anything and get them here so that I can get one million dollars for showing the world that there's ghosts, really!

Also, you better not steal my idea here, those dollar bills are mine! >:O

proton pack and the ghost trap, with the PKE meter as their primary detection tool. These iconic devices have been upgraded and supplemented with other specialized equipment over the years.
Capture devices
Proton Pack: The Ghostbusters' main offensive weapon is a nuclear-powered particle accelerator worn as a backpack. It fires a proton stream from a handheld "neutrona wand," allowing the team to wrangle and subdue ghosts by counteracting their negatively charged ectoplasmic energy.
Ghost Trap: A small, wheeled box used in combination with the proton pack. Once a ghost is weakened and held in place by a proton stream, the trap is activated remotely by a foot pedal. It captures the ghost in a powerful containment field so it can be safely transported to the Containment Unit at the Firehouse.
Remote Trap Vehicle (RTV): Introduced in Ghostbusters: Afterlife, the RTV is a mobile, remote-controlled ghost trap that can be deployed to capture fast-moving spirits while the Ghostbusters pursue in the Ecto-1.
Detection equipment
PKE Meter: The Psychokinetic Energy (PKE) meter detects and tracks ghosts by measuring psychokinetic energy. As the user gets closer to a ghost, the meter's arm-like antennae open and retract with increasingly high-pitched sounds and faster-flashing lights.
Ghost Sniffer: Used in the original 1984 film, this device analyzes air samples for psychokinetic residue, helping the team gather more detailed information about paranormal activity. In real life, the movie prop was a repurposed gas-detecting device.
Other specialized equipment
The Ghostbusters have developed a variety of other high-tech gear throughout the franchise to handle different types of paranormal entities:
Slime Blower: A backpack and gun-like weapon introduced in Ghostbusters II, it sprays a positively charged slime to counteract negative psychomagnotheric energy.
Proton Glove: A wrist-mounted device used in Ghostbusters (2016) that can fire a powerful, wide-cone proton burst.
Ecto-Goggles: Goggles that allow a user to see otherwise-invisible ectoplasmic phenomena.

Try putting half a sandwich out for the ghost and see if they take it. Maybe some chocolate on valentines day. If you're cool with them, they'll probably be cool with you.

show them your face and tell them you want a relationship with them uwu

there only way to get rid ghost, is by rearange furniture
i have story my neighbour had this ghost anomaly, every here and there the door is always slamming by itself, he will smell flowerly which usually used at the graveyard, until he decided to renovate the house