where do you poopy?

I guess you never go number 2 I envy you

Oprindeligt skrevet af Bassturd:

where do you poopy?

My money's on him being a shower-waffle-presser.

Oprindeligt skrevet af Bassturd:

where do you poopy?

Right in your mouth

Oprindeligt skrevet af vapechimp:

Oprindeligt skrevet af Bassturd:

where do you poopy?

Right in your mouth

😮

Peasant logic.

Stop peeing in your wife's sink

Oprindeligt skrevet af OMG!:

Stop peeing in your wife's sink

I can't bet bothered to sit on the bowl like women do to pee. I just take him out and into the sink while standing.

If you go to a restaurant and visit the toilet you will see they have urinals made for men. To just take him out of the zipper and do their job. No need harass men to sit like women to pee

I like to take my time and sit and read and become cultured while I do the deed. What's wrong with a little rest for my weary legs?

Oprindeligt skrevet af Sarge the Doggo:

I like to take my time and sit and read and become cultured while I do the deed. What's wrong with a little rest for my weary legs?

Excuse me. I am not saying you should defecate in standing position. I am talking for simple pee

If i was more like a dog I'd go down to the street and pee on the expensive clean cars.

Saves the water from flushing it down the toilet.

Oprindeligt skrevet af Sarge the Doggo:

I like to take my time and sit and read and become cultured while I do the deed. What's wrong with a little rest for my weary legs?

Poop faster

I used to pee in the sink when I got drunk.
Afterwards I'd use a dash of foam-soap and approximately 3 cups of running water to flush it down that p-trap pipe!
Hey, at least it consumed a lot less water to flush.

btw, I don't drink alcohol anymore, so I don't pee in the sink anymore.
I now pee in the toilet, sometimes I stand, sometimes I just feel like sitting to pee, I usually don't flush after peeing, though I do always flush after pooing.
Nobody else uses my toilet so I don't have to worry about others seeing or smelling a condensed bowl of rich piss.
I also keep my toilet & rim clean by spraying & wiping it with hydrogen peroxide and rubbing alcohol solution about 4 times a week.


SAVE THE WATER!!!

Last time I peed in a women porcelain bowl, I was met with hostility by my wife. Why did you pee on the plastic sitting place ?

Oh really. I can't aim it that good. Fine, I will pee in the sink now on, b are you happy

I can aim it, but the males can spree around and pee on the plastic accidentally.

See, peeing is not a sharpshoot exercise for me. I just wanna dump some pee from my peehole. The sink is perfect target and just at my height like an urinal yeah