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Bassturd 10 月 22 日 下午 6:42
50 UFC Fighters Vs 1 Silver Back Gorilla
Who would win?
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salamander 10 月 22 日 下午 6:47 
if the ufc fighter is merab dvalishvili or ilia topuria they clear the gorilla, anyone else and i fear the simian is at a clear advantage.
最后由 salamander 编辑于; 10 月 22 日 下午 6:47
oldirty` 10 月 22 日 下午 6:47 
Gorilla
Chaosolous 10 月 22 日 下午 6:51 
Bro 50 house cats would take down a pair of people, ain't no way a Gorilla's taking on 50 men in peak physique.

Some dudes are gonna get messed up, but unless they're doing an Assassin's Creed and attacking 1 at a time, they're gonna wreck the ape.
redeyes 10 月 22 日 下午 6:53 
it would only take like 5 heavy weights without somone dying probly, 10 at most and thats like unfair (they could arrest the gorila like cops)

trained fighters are different, regular people 20-30 might be a fair guess who knows
最后由 redeyes 编辑于; 10 月 22 日 下午 6:58
redeyes 10 月 22 日 下午 7:01 
860 pounds is the biggest gorila ever, sry im changing my vote to atleast 10 ufc fighters
最后由 redeyes 编辑于; 10 月 22 日 下午 7:02
Midnight 10 月 22 日 下午 7:47 
The endurance would be why the gorilla would lose this
If the UFC fighters only have their fists, I'm sorry but pal with the 4" canines is gonna take it easily
jimbalayajones 10 月 22 日 下午 7:53 
50 UFC fighters minus limbs and heads...One Gorilla ready for a nap...
Midnight 10 月 22 日 下午 8:12 
引用自 OoOoOoooOOoOoorgle
If the UFC fighters only have their fists, I'm sorry but pal with the 4" canines is gonna take it easily

A gorilla has low endurance stamina for prolonged activities but excellent stamina for short bursts of intense power. There is no doubt the first person touched is likely dead, but fighting is a very cardio intensive activity. Try to shadow box for 5 min's at a semi decent pace.

50 mma trained men in good shape is really overkill for this.
引用自 Midnight
引用自 OoOoOoooOOoOoorgle
If the UFC fighters only have their fists, I'm sorry but pal with the 4" canines is gonna take it easily

A gorilla has low endurance stamina for prolonged activities but excellent stamina for short bursts of intense power. There is no doubt the first person touched is likely dead, but fighting is a very cardio intensive activity. Try to shadow box for 5 min's at a semi decent pace.

50 mma trained men in good shape is really overkill for this.

So first off, 50 of them can't reach it at once. Four or five at once tops and you're crowded. Now all the gorilla has to do is snap 4 necks or crush 4 jugulars at a time. That's not very difficult - for the gorilla. But honestly it doesn't even need to do that, any real amount of biting or crushing and MMA dude's out of the fight. Whereas, the gorilla is going to have to be literally dead before it stops, because it's a wild animal.

Meanwhile, mma guys only have their bare fists....and that's really not going to do much against something that's about 5x as dense and thick as human tissue.

Even if the endurance is as lopsided as you think (which it isn't, incidentally - all hominids are on the endurance divergence path), the gorilla doesn't have to spend near as much energy to completely incapacitate one MMA fighter as that MMA fighter would to even noticeably wound the gorilla.

Finally, nature doesn't have any rules, and for a guy who's used to ring fights to be tossed in there with something that will immediately gouge out eyes or bite off testicles if it gets the opportunity...yeah, no. Sorry, not gonna happen lol
最后由 OoOoOoooOOoOoorgle 编辑于; 10 月 22 日 下午 8:27
If anything, 50 mafia enforcers gives the humans a better chance here.

Not because they're better fighters than MMA guys, but because they're used to fighting in groups, fighting dirty, and life-and-death stakes...none of which describe the MMA.

Against a wild animal, a guy who's survived being shot and stabbed multiple times and has no qualms about killing is going to put up a much better fight when that gorilla bites his hand off.
Is it Royal Rumble rules where a 1 UFC fighter comes to the ring every 2 min or at once?
Voroff 10 月 23 日 上午 3:45 
引用自 Chaosolous
Bro 50 house cats would take down a pair of people, ain't no way a Gorilla's taking on 50 men in peak physique.

Some dudes are gonna get messed up, but unless they're doing an Assassin's Creed and attacking 1 at a time, they're gonna wreck the ape.
Don't know how you can imagine 50 peeps ganging up ... anything lesser than a firetruck (the US kind), they'll be messing with each other's spaces. Heck, you can't even surround a Abrahm tank with more than 30 peeps. Even more when they try to swing at it.



引用自 Midnight
The endurance would be why the gorilla would lose this
Gorilla one-punch toss. 50 hits to make, tops, not counting the tossing of one mass of flesh on another to "kill two birds with one stone".




Ho, and arent' the UFC fighters more like showmen, with every fight being choregraphied or sumthin' ?


Human : can't damage the ape, ape can one shot a human : toss 50 guys at the ape and the ape wins.
People forget we used to hunt mammoths. Humans win low diff
最后由 THE #1 ARENA_FLASK HATER 编辑于; 10 月 23 日 上午 3:48
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