🎅Santa Claus... more like ♥♥♥♥♥ CLAWS!😈

(nvm, I'll just call him Papa Noël)

Lack of dihydrogen monoxide in the atmosphere causes droughts.

One of the conspiracy theories that I believe is that gaming companies want to stop selling games and force people to pay subscriptions instead.
I also believe that in general (in everything kind of product possible) they want to maximize subscriptions as much as possible because not only it is a "continuous stream of revenue" for them but it is also a way to make people live beyond their means while at the same time keeping them poor and making them become even more poor (and therefore more vulnerable to control, exploitation, abuse of power and so on).
They want us to be as poor as possible, as many as possible and as addicted and enslaved to subscriptions as possible. It's the most convenient thing for them for so many reasons.

Ducks are the true lords of the universe

Society is secretly controlled by lizard people.

global warming isnt real

I don't necessarily believe many of them, but there are a lot which I wouldn't be shocked if they turned out to be real.

Oprindeligt skrevet af JobeGardener:

Society is secretly controlled by lizard people.

Omg definitely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL6uB1z95gA

Oprindeligt skrevet af F:

Ducks are the true lords of the universe

No it is cats.

The only brand of cream cheese that has trans fats from what I've found is Philadelphia so you have to pay extra for name brand cream cheese since it tastes so good!

You've heard of elf on the shelf
But Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself

Bill Gates currently lives on Uranus and is collecting diamonds.

the moon landing was never faked. those who returned to earth are duplicates created by the mooneans.

I have serious doubts that they landed on the moon,
seams unrealistic for the time and technology level.

also it not helps that NASA lies really a lot around this event, (moon rocks are fake, the original films being destroyed, etc the list go's on)