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BOBTOMAS 21. nov. kl. 4:56
Valve™ Peace & Love Update – Patch Notes
(Unofficial, written by the doves themselves)

() Controller Compatibility: Generic joypads have been spotted meditating in circles, chanting “recognition, recognition.” Valve™ engineers are now teaching them yoga so they can reconnect in harmony.


() Firmware Enlightenment: Removed the mysterious “update button” only to realize players actually liked it. White doves are coding a new one with their beaks.


() Universal Brotherhood Mode: All controllers, from the mighty Xbox pad to the humble no‑name USB warrior, shall soon coexist in peace.


() Bug Fixes: Fixed an issue where frustration levels exceeded recommended daily allowance. Players are now encouraged to breathe deeply and imagine Half‑Life 3.


Known Issues:

Controllers may still refuse to connect if they sense negative vibes. Please offer them love, snacks, and a firmware patch.
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ツ Seryis ツ 21. nov. kl. 6:00 
I have more bug fixes changelogs:
  • The extreme clowning around in the Steam community has been fixed. Points in the points shop can only be earned through full purchases on Steam or through the community marketplace.

  • Much more competent and fair moderation has been hired. It will no longer be possible to be unfairly banned; everything will be balanced, with freedom of expression above all, but without directly disrespecting anyone individually.

  • A minimum number of characters will be required in thread replies to encourage more elaborate responses and discussions. Those who abuse the system to bypass this requirement and continue to give mediocre replies that contribute nothing will be banned from the Steam forums.

  • A review team has been hired and a star rating system has been added. It will no longer be possible to engage in review bombing or write poor, sh*tposting reviews. All reviews that are submitted for publication will be reviewed by humans and must meet certain requirements in order to be published.
And I could add more 🤣 Now it's time to wake up and cope with the fact that Steam could be much much better and accept what it is...
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