This! Normalize the existence of studs in games without them being gay~ 

 

Gray haired dude! 

That's a sword, not a gun. I don't think you can shoot me with it. 

My Ex-Boyfriend the Space Tyrant 

Talk about a sloppy kiss! 

Thanks, The Internet. 

I finished the game. Wheeeeee. 

This would be a great plot twist if not for him already knowing this, and the fact that the game's title gives it away.