Shoot these stupid Chinese

Awesome game

The human experience can be neatly divided between two defining moments in a man's life: BEFORE playing Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days, and AFTER playing Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days.

This game puts all others to shame. It is a lifechanging journey with zero flaws that will leave you weeping tears of joy after experiencing its greatness. The shooting? Immaculate. The graphics? Breathtaking. The story? Unrivaled. Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days manages to excel in every single aspect of its design flawlessly with zero bugs or shortcomings to speak of. The characters are as multi-dimensional as it gets, and it is common knowledge that Red Dead Redemption 2's characters take major inspiration from this game despite never managing to reach the same level of complexity. And the dialogue? Chef's kiss. You run the risk of developing chronic depression every second you aren't listening to these two characters talking to one another. And let me tell you, no other game has handled shooting as well as this one. Guns are completely 100% accurate and the movement is as fluid as it gets. And just when you thought you were done once the credits roll, there are still hundreds of millions of hours of fun to be had in the multiplayer. The absolutely packed servers with trillions of people online at any given moment provide the ultimate online experience, where you will laugh, cry, and develop core memories for the rest of your life. The game is a long, lifechanging adventure which could only be compared to the Bible in regards to its cultural significance and excellent feats in storytelling. Every self-respecting human being owes it to themselves to experience the masterpiece that is Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days at least once in their lives. 9999999999999999999999/10.